momo-deary:

meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

Didn’t you fucking read the shit at the top?? Holy fuck, uninstall you piece of shit, fucking deserve bronze. Can’t even read.

zerotation:

rtx flashbacks

travishl87:

nerdwire:

Super Smash Bros: Remixed by Andrew Doma

Haaaay Mario.

missmapletea:

butterpaint:

lol

omg this is cute

lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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bitterandcurt:

sharkeisha:

disgusting

First, it’s so bizarre that people are defending her as being a victim of “political correctness” when she both used a really harmful and degrading slur and also what is the joke? The joke is literally “haha gay people. haha trans people”. That’s it. That’s the punch line. No nuance, no satire, no challenging the status quo with biting humor. This is actually schoolyard “humor”. There’s literally nothing to the joke other than “gay and trans people exist and are inherently funny/it’s an insult or witty diss to call someone gay or trans”.

Secondly, if you search up this article on Google, many of the major news outlets remove the slur from the headline and say Rivers called Michelle “a transgender”. No. Watch the actual video. She uses a slur buried in decades of physical violence and emotional abuse. Don’t go sugarcoating what she said, guys.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

sam-brochester:

genalovestoons:

skaviris:

wow, this is like every anime fan remembering their weeaboo stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage.

Even Naruto is embarrassed of his Naruto stage

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING